Just a Little Satire

By Rich Kozlovich

My friend Robin Itzler publishes a weekly e-mail newsletter called Patriot Neighbors, and she ends the newsletter with a section of humor is the best medicine.  This is a paraphrased version of that effort. 

If there was any doubt higher education in America is a vile snake pit this should dispel those doubts.  Parents are spending $500,000 to send their kids to Ivy League schools to learn how to scream "free Palestine".   And they think they're going to get jobs to run companies effectively, and many desire to run the country some day.  What could possibly go wrong?

Leftist politicos, and their bands of professional protestors never saw a reason not to travel unknown distances to riot, protest, and demand Trump be jailed.  Yet, none of them traveled in the United States to help hurricane victims, didn’t travel to the Middle East to help Americans kidnapped by Hamas, but they traveled to El Salvador to demand the release of a violent MS-13 gang member.  Does anyone besides me think that's a sign of mental illness? 

Then there's Senator Van Hollen who traveled to El Salvador to visit an imprisoned illegal alien who is not only a known criminal, he's a gang member, calling him a Maryland man.  How can an illegal alien be a Maryland man?  He's here illegally, he's not a citizen!   Van Hollen is really disgusted this criminal can’t be home in Maryland with is family.  In order to beat his wife some more?  Did I mention he's a known wife beater?

There's talk Trump wants to re-open Alcatraz to house illegal aliens, many who are known criminals.  Perhaps it would be a really good idea to expand Alcatraz by putting up a wall around San Francisco.

Character counts, and this little bit of sarcastic satire speaks volumes about all leftists.  Bernie Sanders is the kind of guy who comes to a potluck lunch empty handed, complains about what everyone else brought and then asks to take leftovers home. 

 

A little Economic Satire

By Rich Kozlovich

This piece is predicated on an article by Dan Mitchell sent out a few days ago about economic humor.  I don't usually publish his "humor" pieces because all the pictures are too much trouble,  I don't think most of them are all that funny, and ...well... I just don't like them.   But there were some good points in this one which I've worked into this satirical piece below. 

A guy was lined up against the wall to be shot, and he pleaded not to shoot him because he was retarded.   There was a pause and some discussion, and so they asked him to prove it.  He said unrealized capital gains tax is good for the economy.  They decided he must be retarded if he believed that, but that also made him dangerous, so they shot him anyway. 

Here's a multiple choice question.  There are three people listed here and only one of them is champion of labor, which is it?

Bernie Sanders
Karl Marx
Milton Friedman

If you picked Bernie or Karl, you should apply for a visa to Venezuela and enjoy their utopian equality, where everyone but the ruling class is suffering from dystopia, poverty, suffering, misery, disease, and early death.  The left calls that equity. 

Inflation is caused by greedy price gougers, and not by the FED printing trillion of dollars that have no real value behind them.  And we know that's true because Kamala said so. 

Kamala has also called for price controls, and the Democrat party's silence denotes agreement  with price controls.  But there's a history regarding price controls, all disastrous, and a number of leaders who has imposed them.  Hugo Chavez of the United Socialist Party of Venezuela, Stalin of the The Communist Party of the Soviet Union, and Fidel Castro of the Communist Party of Cuba.  What does Kamala and these people all have in common?

Nuf Ced?