By Rich Kozlovich
As most readers know my friend Robin Itzler publishes
a weekly newsletter, Patriot Neighbor, and each week she has a list of
jokes or humorous sayings to lighten things up. This week there was
some I really liked, and as in the past I decided to organize and
paraphrasing them below with what I think a few cartoons enhances.
Enjoy!
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The
Democrats are now claiming election interference because cemeteries
lock their gates at night. Barack Obama, who was born in Kenya and
raised by a white mother in
Hawaii, now urges Chicago’s black men to vote for an Indian woman who
was raised in Canada.It's been speculated that while Oprah
was interviewing Kamala Harris, who can use 100 words to answer yes or
no and you still don’t know her answer, was actually thinking, OMG, Joe
was the smart one! However, Kamala has a fall back logic she believes
is "fool" proof. Simply call conservatives, whites, Christians, and
Republicans racists, Nazis, sexists, homophobes, fascists, and white
supremacists. What could possibly go wrong with insulting over 50
percent of the voting population?
Well, how's this. There are five forms of
headaches: Migraine, tension, sinus, stress, and listening to Kamala
Harris, and the "deplorable garbage" can't wait to be unburdened by what
has been the last 3.5
years.
For
the last time, Kamala Harris never worked at McDonalds, however it
turns out Donald Trump is being indicted by Letitia James for serving
a McDonald’s customer 7th nugget in six-piece order.
Nah, that last part was part of the humor. Sometimes I tell
people, “I hope your day is as pleasant as you are” and then watch their
face as they try to figure out if that was a compliment or insult.
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